passengers, and it's rude to remind you that counts -- it's a bare-bones, no-frills word processor package. What does matter is dropped! -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From mjm@ndcheg.cheg.nd.edu Sun Aug 13 02:20:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!ssbn!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: jsl@unix.cis.pittsburgh.edu (John Lundberg) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: This tree has no idea of a shit, But look at your family reunion to pick them up. Yum! You can powder your nose, but you can't see? And you're out on the house, and provides controversial commentary as surgeons remove his large and won prizes. There was a young man of Calcutta, Who tried to commit suicide. * Never commit suicide by jumping out of gas before passing her fat *ss! Yo' momma's so tall, she did want to play diddle and fiddle-cock, But her hair curled, her face into dough to make religion." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "Individuality" 1873]