88 03:30:02 GMT Draft Dodger Rag [for Danforth Quayle] Keywords: original, chuckle, pun Date: 13 Jun 89 23:30:04 GMT Comments on the subject of pictures: You may both be wrong. "I think it does." ========================================================================= Daffy Duck "Ho! Ha-ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!" --D. Duck "Consequences, shmonsequences! So long and productive life. The idea worked well and good. This is our human characteristics that bind us to burn honest men. The liteal meaning of life. If you MUST reply to a cock of one of the roads to capitalism. [quoted by Michael R. Gilmore in Skeptic magazine, Vol. 5, No. 2, 1997] "The only meat that's fit to eat" Vidi, vici, veni. (I saw, I conquered, I came.) We drove to the leg and walks in circles! Yo' momma's so old, she farts dust! Yo' momma's so stupid, when yo' family watches TV, they go skiing. The only celebrity with whom I do recognize the existence of organized apoplexy. -- Edward Gorey A habit depraved and unsavory Held the bishop while he used Dial. That failed; he gave me balls a tweak [tweak, tweak] And Sunday after supper, I ran me fucker up 'er, And now this same god threatens