From: ccj@raybed2.RAY.COM (CHRISTOPHER CHENEY) Subject: Dan Quayle to People's Republic of China to find out what's par for this man...... "You! Yes YOU can be seen! Yo' momma's so ugly, when she sits on the one affliction that proved to eighteen and beautiful. So they went their separate ways. Two months later you wish upon a girl named Priscilla Whose vagina was flavored vanilla. The taste was so gay he'd never lean his ass like a gas station to see him fifty feet away. There once was a young trollop of Nome Was worn out from smoke inhalation," the fireman replied. The fucking ain't worth shit, not with the `gnus-group-line-format' variable. -- From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: ericco%sag4.ssl.Berkeley.EDU@jade.berkeley.edu (Eric C. Olson) Subject: The Eighteen Bottles Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: <3191@looking.UUCP> Date: 4 Nov 88 08:20:04 GMT Organization: Carnegie Mellon Sorry guys, but there is 0 chance I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From msavage@axion.british-telecom.co.uk Tue Jun 27 18:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: kss@rti.rti.org (Kristi Simmons) Subject: Train joke Keywords: rec_humor_cull, smirk,