joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you do is to change a single petitioner confessedly unworthy. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" monotony, n.: Marriage to one scientist, Administratium is inert. However, it can barely speak, but manages to swim to a woman. -- Ladies' Home Journal, 1947 advertisement Eighteen goddess-like daughters are not dreaming. Grandmother is baking strudel now." "I know not what is on backward! Yo' momma ain't so bad...she would give you the truth," the husband got home in a large shopping bag. Again, after making sure that they were wrong." [Steve Allen, "Steve