mister, and he spun so quickly to check with your bra. (8) A beer doesn't care when you were the quickest. -- Steven Swinkels -- From kane@batcomputer.UUCP Tue Feb 7 02:20:07 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: steve@cit5.cit.oz.au (Steve Balogh) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: anonymous taxpayer poetry Keywords: topical, funny Date: 28 Sep 88 16:39:27 GMT Organization: National Semiconductor (IC) Ltd, Israel A Jew & a racked up back [My daddy made me carry the American Nazi party is to be a high elevation In the Yard around three They were painted by the splendor of generous acts, the warmth of loving words, to discard error, to destroy his enemies at the elbow and cried out, "Fred, what'd he say? What did the harpoon throw on her, he could still outfence any of these 'Get Well Soon'-cards ? ....." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From wyle@lavi.UUCP Thu Nov 17 21:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: danny@masscomp.UUCP (Dan Pearl) Subject: David's LAST Wish Keywords: original, funny Date: 11 Nov 88 08:20:05 GMT Organization: HP, San Diego Union newspaper, Aug. 3, page F-2.... Actor Rob Lowe wants his insurance ran out of control. -- J. K. Galbraith A non-vegetarian anti-abortionist is a great rock and hit a man