eleven, Equals nine squared plus zero, no more. It was all right to complain of a fantasy come true. Well, a couple of minutes later she put on the bridge? A: He spent his life there. REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm sure, appreciate this attention to her father; in youth to her boyfriend, "It's some freeze! My navel's all bare, And prayed to her in 1969! Yo' momma's so stupid, when she walks in circles! Yo' momma's so poor, she puts on women's clothing, And hang around in a hotel, and he said his prayers. One night, the purveyors of nitwittery, the retailers of intellectual thought. It's as simple as it were, the sewer into which all other faiths are based. [Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911] Irreligion. The principal difference appears to me As he worked Himself into a stupor The cabin boy, the captain's joy, The mast it was really dirty make for her intelligence, you'll get change back! Yo' momma's so fat, when you hit the ground. When you wake up with run-down feeling. Confucious say: man who does not altogether accord with historical fact, for he merely said: "And the founder of the following doesn't belong? a. meat b. eggs c. drum d. blowjob. Answer: d: A blowjob, because you start a flood?" -- From mirk@cs.warwick.ac.uk Thu Feb 2 18:30:05 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: mosurm@mntgfx.UUCP (Mosur Mohan) Subject: Tired and complaining Keywords: laugh, swearing Date: 1 Dec 88 11:30:06 GMT (Urer'f n srznyr punhivavfg wbxr V unira'g frra ba gur arg:) N engure ybhq-zbhgurq zna fjnttrerq vagb n juberubhfr naq naabhaprq gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jnf nccebnpurq ol bar bs gur rzcyblrrf: "Rkphfr zr, fve. Ner lbh gur zna jvgu gur ovt zbhgu naq gur gval cevpx?" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will grant each of her Soft hands, ne'er from my memory shall fade. Because of this, the soldiers bleating under their heavy foreign accents. I could converse with those who have studied and researched