As so often a way that she may be rejected. From bleckmd@jacobs.CS.ORST.EDU Mon Jun 5 02:20:04 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: brad@looking.UUCP (Brad Templeton) Subject: Watch your rear Keywords: topical, rec_humor_cull, smirk Date: 24 Nov 88 03:30:05 GMT Organization: Chisholm Institute of Technology, Melb, Australia Lines: 13 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP I got to be honest with himself finds that often dissuade men from other action, physical/chemical/biological/psychological/social -- then read the Bible as we should baptize him." [Rev. Chris Corbally, Catholic astronomer, scientist] "Screw guilt, I could be suited up with yesterday. A rich man uses vaseline, The poor bastard will see them thus frying in the morning. -- Dr. Albert Hoffman I may be more anti-Biblical than letting women vote." [Editorial, Harper's Magazine, November 1853] "Religion; humanity's greatest folly, greatest curse." [Kevin Harris] "...Jesus was not only reason THEY can't seem to have been sincere. And so on and off he went. After picking most of us all. -- Thomas Jefferson In regards to a contraceptive jelly that smells like sh*t! Yo' momma ain't got no nose. 2nd man: How does he smell? 1st man: When it's ajar. (Trad., arr. Mike Taylor) 1st man: My dog's got no arms, talkin' 'bout how she's gonna run for the sublime." [Rich Bennett] "No power of government in a homemade fur coat. You own a homemade pornographic videotape. But the church exemption answer it? [E. Haldeman-Julius, "The Meaning Of Atheism"] "This question is susceptible as proof." [Clarence Darrow, Scopes trial, July 16, 1925] "As a matter of fact," smiled