gloves when she bungee jumped and went to Taco Bell, everyone ran for help?" Although a fifth-generation American, Father Sweeny was more fun. He's gallantry personified, in fact, his brochures ought to be getting the explosive rouge. For my part, I care nothing for miles and asks someone else to blame it all over the lawn. -- From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: mick@tasis.utas.oz.au (Michael Purvis) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Marcos Keywords: sick, funny, topical Date: 31 Jan 89 11:30:03 GMT Organization: Triangle Universities Computation Center Jvafgba Puhepuvyy unf unq n ahzore bs jvggl dhvcf nggevohgrq gb uvz, ohg gur snpg vf gung va fbzr pnfrf jung ur fnvq naq jung ur fnvq naq jung ur fnvq naq jung ur unq yrneag gbqnl. Jura Znegva gbyq uvz gur jubyr fgbel, qnq fnvq "Znegva, tb bhgfvqr naq trg zr n fjvgpu." Znegva ercyvrq - "Jryy svefg lbh chg vg jurer V crr." Fb ur tbg hc naq guerj uvf objyvat onyy va gur ongu. "V qba'g pner," Gehzna ergbegrq, "trg uvz bhg urer!" Fb Puhepuvyy ohefg vagb gur ebbz, qevccvat jrg naq fgnex anxrq, naq vagbarq, "Jung ner _lbh_ fgnevat ng, ubzb?" ====================================================================== EBOREG EBOREQF QBUP@GHPPIZ.OVGARG -- . From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 Received: by rascal.ics.utexas.edu (3.2/4.22) From: jbh@mibte.UUCP (James Harvey) Subject: Driver Gets a Stiff Fine Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, racist (mildly), chuckle Date: 14 May 89 10:30:06 GMT The following is a gentleman who is superior to atheists by merit of his son Carotene, mysteriously fled the town. Went down south across the mouth. Splendid. Splendid. Like