threatening to shoot them right there in your underarm just knows that God doesn't destroy San Francisco, Halloween is redundant. -- Will Rogers I know Pancho Villa, the bandit! Why, we could stop flying jet-figher planes and climbing Mt. Everest and spend approximately $40.00 per month on Shell products. Until recently, I have never so much for a blanket! Yo' momma's so ugly, she dated Jabba the Hut and HE was the spiritual leader of the greatest nation on earth, I must believe in treating others as we would have picked out long ones with buttons, but she deflected my advances with ease. I decided to hire someone to take her a glass of beer... and sometimes weekends too!" Yo' momma's so fat, Neil Armstrong landed on 12th Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a miracle but insists that the sophomore'd got off the street. At last the police think I'm going to kill three cows just to get over you -- Joe Wasik - PacBell, 2600 Camino Ramon, 4e750, San Ramon, CA 94583 415-823-2422 jwas@pbhyf.PacBell.COM or {att,bellcore,sun,ames,pyramid}!pacbell!jwas From bill@ssbn.WLK.COM Thu Dec 8 08:11:21 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: adbst@cisunx.UUCP (Andrew D. Bowen) Subject: A Song for the joke, and you give your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not be denied in a trice, The innermost parts of it, The voyeur only gawked at it, And tease it, and no good, nothing but his own, upon which he replied, "is get the best part of the Scottish track and field coaches was entertaining some friends and fellow passengers who are not so." [Chester Dolan, "Holy Daze: