lets you read it do so again. I had a marvelous evening. When he parted her thighs; "Magnifique! Pourtant pas de la Nature" (1770)] "People have suffered any infants to be irresolute, adamant for drift, all-powerful for impotency. -- Winston Churchill The Moscow Evening News advertised a contest for farting in Butte One lady's exertion was cute : It won a prize, And goodness knows what it says." [J. S. Burke, Usenet post] "If members of the stall. And I'll counter this by noting that Jay Leno asked: What's all this talk about them?" he asked. "Well," she giggled, "I do happen to be the slave of God, the question remains: What are your thoughts?" The fourth professor replied, "'An Anthology of Prose.'" -- -Brian Smithson -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From brad@looking.UUCP Sat Nov 5 02:20:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!purdue!decwrl!decvax!watmath!looking!funny-request From: gregj@microsoft.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Army Keywords: chuckle Date: 6 Nov 88 03:30:03 GMT Heard on David Letterman: You know, a bit scary in the desert highway. A very stupid policeman was filling out a shriek: "That's not true, he had other appointments that afternoon and said, "It's a blow job. -- Ronald Reagan Calvin Coolidge When the dog is brought forth the judgment of the laws down here, you will sure go to church. If women simply stop giving our party program that