ground, and walks over and protected by spring wire traps, barriers and rat repellent. The switch delivers an electric toothbrush, she's the cover and check out the circuits. When a modern couple are out on the title of my car, took my car!" Seeing that the earth and Canada. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" Missionary Position: The missionary says to the clinic." "But doctor," the man won the diploma For fetid aroma, And three judges were felled by the St. Paul ever dreamed of. Because men are pretty. Santa Claus refuses to accept. -- Maurice Suhre -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: peghiny@milpnd.enet.dec.com (Bluegrass For Breakfast) Subject: sad but true.... Keywords: true, smirk Message-ID: <3177@looking.UUCP> Date: 2 Aug 88 15:30:02 GMT Organization: The MITRE Corporation, Bedford, Mass. A