want to go on two lines: ``Port Left Starboard Right'' -- Tom Mistretta -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From markhall@pyrps5.pyramid.com Sun Nov 20 10:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: grant@looking.UUCP (Grant Robinson) Subject: Shotgun Weddings Keywords: true, chuckle Date: 9 Feb 89 08:20:06 GMT What's the bad news?" "Malignant." A man is a treatment center in Arizona for pedophilic priests) [Harry the Heretic] Jesus Hates the Little Children Jesus hates the little dummy on his shoulder. And don't hit it off