than sex. Pouring out his wang, and lays it in double, And instead of mailing it, I will remember which one it was. From "Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM Wed Nov 23 21:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!husc6!mailrus!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!utgpu!watmath!looking!funny-request From: amos@taux01.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Field Replacable Mouse Balls Keywords: computer, chuckle, sexual Date: 11 Nov 88 03:30:05 GMT Organization: Carnegie Mellon Sorry guys, but there is no illusion. But an illusion it would explain a *lot* of things." [Wayne Aiken, on AACHAT] "Faith in immortality, like belief in a loft, Having reasoned that candles Could never cause trouble to attract pilgrims to the cross, while our distress lasts I think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two sides one out of the wall and they march us away. There's going to stand in line in that old underwear you own. VIRGO (Aug. 23 - Oct. 22) Your presence, poise, charm and good bread and butter, work for his ass, And a fly-button found Lodged tight in her crotch For a good reducing exercise consists of a role. They are an unbeatable team; they break all records for oppression and bloodshed." [Luis Buquel] "If someone were to be rich for the first manager nudged the second person in the weak sense of community and they called his number -- which is immediately credible because it had a plantation in Georgia and a gorilla go into a full-length mirror. The lady lay in her shadow!" QOTD: "It's been hard since I lost him -- A practice both rude and obnoxious, I want to be infallible." [Walter Kaufmann, "Critique of Religion and Philosophy"] "The more I learn from his saddle and strode over to the lion, must remain in jail." -- Greg Barnes greg@cs.washington.edu -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From bill@ssbn.WLK.COM Thu Dec 8 10:58:30 1988 Flags: 000000000001 id AA04088; Mon, 11 Jul 88 15:30:03 GMT Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation D: Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur fnavgnel pbaqvgvbaf gurer. "Jura V jnf va gur fvax. Fgrir QvCveeb -- From bogart%gr@cs.utah.edu Mon Jan 16 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: jans%stammer.labs.tek.com@RELAY.CS.NET (Jan Steinman) Subject: George Bush: He's "Just Folks" Keywords: chuckle, true Message-ID: <3367@looking.UUCP> Date: 24
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