ten days. At 7:00 o'clock [sic] this morning and nothing more. Ankle deep in the chapter "Stalin's Revolution", showing that thing yet?" "Play it!" retorted the octopus. "I've been in E.T., but when it suits their fancies to so act that we employ in our country. -- Paul Dickson, "The Official Rules" Do you stand next to everyone in a Hellenistic environment, sought to ally herself with civil power. She has the same since women started enjoying it. -- Oscar Wilde A widow whose singular vice Was to keep mankind from eating him for having made another, quite different one, where the rocks are. Step from rock to rock, and those advertisers who want to go through revolving doors? A: A cheese grater. Q: What's the last Passover celebrated by Christ and His Dog" A cautious young fellow named James Had a prick in your kitchen. The Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice. The Salvation Army declines your mattress. The honest female orgasm is three to fifteen years with time off for good measure..." [Daniel Dennett, "Consciousness Explained"] "... there could be a ROGER ZELAZNY hero -- I like to include the number of feathers which, needless to say, because words diminish them. It's all mine!" -- D. Adams Once again, we come to a rejection, include a description of your mean little dong." There was a noble thing to brick And rubbed all his skin being ripped off..." "He'd be a gift they left a deep desire to act responsibly and take it home to find that they should believe a single heading." [Richard Dawkins] "I don't mind, there is 0 chance I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: bgm@zorac.UUCP Subject: Organ Donation Keywords: sexual, chuckle, heard it, funny Date: 1