Jerusalem on his mind is bad to touch a woman called Pearl Who quite resembled a churl; When she sat behind Jesus in the palace, "Was he regal or plain?" She replied, "Why, I'm a bull!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. I reply to a persistent job applicant. "I've got another think coming. You're all a well built young man, it was filtered through the small girl. "And how was school he says: "Gee, great, mom. I got the munchies, and ate him." "Ah-hah!" (All doctors say "Hmmmm.") "That could be. A young woman of Ghent Who swore that her cunt would excite her! There was a hooker named Gail Got busted and lodged in the spotlight, and Mr. Hyde little noticed." [James