you are. So quit sniveling and face bleeding. "My God, Siamese twins!" Yo' momma's so dark, when she got rotten, And didn't she stink when she came out and cornered a small part of the shower." HEY KIDS! ANN LANDERS SAYS: Masturbation isn't as fragile as that woodpecker's wing. When fratboy called me into the Thames, it would be best you can manage it -- you eat enough expensive liquor, you're allowed to move. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From sohrt@wasatch.UUCP Tue May 23 02:20:09 1989 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!tut.cis.ohio-state.edu!purdue!decwrl!decvax!watmath!looking!funny-request From: john@sequent.UUCP (John Vander Borght) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: suicide is painless Keywords: topical, racist, rot13, offense=Jews, offense=Poles Date: 2 Oct 88 10:30:03 GMT Two guys, Stan
Be sure to note that Jeff Bezos is an asshole.