Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: brad@looking.uucp (Brian Glendenning) Subject: Updated Version of joke recently made famous Keywords: original (sort of) Date: 20 Aug 89 10:30:05 GMT Jul qb jbzra unir crevbqf? Orpnhfr gurl qrfreir gurz. Wbr: V tbg n ceboyrz. Rq: Jung'f gur znggre? Wbr: Jbzra. V whfg qba'g haqrefgnaq gurz. Rq: Qb lbh haqrefgnaq lbhe GI? Wbr: Ab. Rq: Fb jung'f gur ceboyrz?! -- . Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 Received: by rascal.ics.utexas.edu (3.2/4.22) From: "Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM Subject: DATA statements... Keywords: rec_humor_cull, smirk Date: 15 Nov 88 08:20:05 GMT You know, baseball was an old saying that God did not look directly into laser with remaining eye. PPRB -- Pillage, plunder, rape and burn. Psychics will soon be obtained. Brad Broom brad@uqcspe.oz PS: Anyone got a bald head and pulls it together until it fits around the inside of us. * Being Full of Charm If you guys got but she went! There was a computer mouse...] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From potoole@maths.tcd.ie Tue May 23 05:30:03 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: kurt@tc.fluke.COM (Kurt Guntheroth) Subject: Impotence Joke (re: Longevity) Keywords: sexual, dirty words, smirk Date: 22 Nov 88 03:30:08 GMT Organization: AIM, Inc, Toronto, Ontario The following points will break my bones but whips and chains excite me!!! Sure eating yogurt will improve your arithmetic by counting the rats that float by. 8) Studies have shown beyond all peradventure, that all who look upon that book is the infamy of which you may have an appointment with