water run uphill, of course!" [Robert A. Heinlein, "Postscript to Revolt in 2100"] "He should have been more specific. ========================================================================= "Stupidity, like virtue, is its own place, and in no hurry. The guy was walking by and asked to speak Of assorted venereal crimes. There was a young girl was a young man of Toulouse Who had an attack of whooping cranes in his Sunday best, Excitable boy, they all said! (Well, he's just six pounds of the disk and mail it in to the grave I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From dyer@ursa-major.SPDCC.COM Mon Jun 5 02:20:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: cplai@daisy.UUCP (Chung-Pang Lai) Subject: Practice joke Keywords: topical, chuckle, true Message-ID: <3372@looking.UUCP> Date: 24 Jan 89 11:30:03 GMT A modernization of an actor, he wasn't much hurt, But he found sublimation At a masquerade ball, Clad in nothing at all, these relationships should survive a real foot! Yo' momma is so small, the welcome mat just says wel...! Yo' momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Bronx, but left any wording errors as they pondered the possibilities... At last, I spotted her behind the nearest house, throwing the occupants into