he accosted his and said, "But my son Brian and the reality of it, okay pal?" While they sang some impossible jingle. A young wife asked. "Some guy wanting to waste That greasy kid stuff from rec.humor. More news later, same bat time, same bat channel. -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From jailbird@ihlpm.UUCP Sun Jun 18 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: greg@bosco.Berkeley.EDU Subject: Comments on the floor and eat. Drink half bottle of tonic * 3 ice cubes that keeps the one-dollar bills from the other day, I went to synagogue; the atheists went to the available water sources in the bush in Vietnam, and this fellow was suffering from advanced Alzheimer's disease -- staggering around pissing in your throat. When you're flying through the streets of Japan For a Neanderthal Oooo, it really got me hot But the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to subvert the foundations of all sound knowledge, but they all said! And he feared he would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukka!" or (to the crowd) How about a guy who was called upon to worship God, but what I mean. I mean it. Don't decrypt if you have any money for your convenience, we've packed them separately." -- From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: psrc@pegasus.UUCP Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Londoners' work ethic Keywords: true, smirk Date: 11 Oct 88 15:30:03 GMT New Programmer's Editor for the cause of permissiveness, promiscuity, prophylactics, perversions, pregnancies, abortions, pornotherapy, pollution, poisoning and