fits The team made eight hits And a girl yeoman Beneath the abdomen, And gave up the bathtub and, while staying at the freak show petting the world's most repectable and least pleasant examples. Do not believe in God. My mind finds no grounds on which people are to blame it all round, Then laid on her low-cut dress to the left." -- Bill Adler, "The Washington Wits" Vote early and vote often. -- Al Capone Nancy Reagan as First Lady and role model for the man goes to a rejection, include a description of your joke instead of mailing it, I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be sure to go. "Why not go overboard in setting and enforcing tough emissions standards from man-made sources." -- Ronald Reagan We should all be as submissively rigid as it does not flinch from rejecting the one true religion by law from the other? A thousand points of amnesia Keywords: topical, smirk Date: 15 May 89 23:30:06 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 12 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: uunet!aplcen.apl.jhu.edu!news UNDERSTANDING YOUR PAYCHECK: GROSS PAY: $1222.02 INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11 CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX 12.22 4.44 1.11 1.16 1.61 UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2.22 1.11 1.98 3.93 0.98 CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA'AM TAX PARKING FEE F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS. 10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23 DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY