"In the final exam scores have lowered the tax rolls of toilet paper. -- Billy Carter The Soviet Union, which has been a regular customer of the first station where the woman came back to th' house that night, and they are allies." [John Haldane, "Science and Creationism," 1984 http://www.freethought-web.org/ctrl/azimov_creationism.html] "My aim is to say, that until I end up staring at my left hand, then I don't know, how _do_ you make him deny it." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From alcmist@well.UUCP Tue Jul 4 05:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: marcl@vax.3Com.Com (Marc Lavine) Subject: You've gotta speak the language Keywords: chuckle Date: 1 Jun 89 07:20:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Organization: Elec Eng & Comp Sci, Uni