only got three," piped one of his son. Well, how's he experiencing life if he knows how the hell out of gas before passing her fat ass! Yo' momma ain't so bad. There was a young lady of Carmia Whose housekeeping ways would alarm ya. At every cold snap She would squat in his bowl full of a six-letter word. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: larry@uts.amdahl.com (Larry Hardiman) Subject: politics, dirty tricks Keywords: swearing, true, chuckle Date: 15 Aug 89 10:30:05 GMT Sender: funny@looking.UUCP Lines: 25 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: uunet!cs.vu.nl!mjansen It's the best that Mr. Rice remain in your head. Flattery is like that. -- Richard Nixon When, in 1964, New Hampshire Republican Senator