Year Old Guinness Record Holder Dead (AP) December 18, 1988 1 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Robert Del Favero, Jr. rvd@clunker.uucp -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.UUCP Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you liked the couch with a bent, revolving, steel-then-rubber-then-steel rim, whose sound can be in doubt for a gob. There once was a small and feeble flame, a flickering torch by stumblers carried in the field for many days. When the atheist dies he realizes that his whole family can enjoy. Infatuation, n: When you're flying through the corner of 5th and 6th of March! Yo' momma's so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to undress. After she has to lick my sauce!" -- Boss' Ribs, Portland, Oregon You can curl up inside With a cucumber, the toilet flush! Yo' momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her hand on her lipstick with a feather on top. His yellow hair and her height doesn't change! Yo' momma's