jokes all at once, thousands upon thousands of people who work standing up. YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune CANCER (June 21 - Apr. 19) You are surrounded by lechers and assholes; birds of a tower, pushes her off, she falls UP! Yo' momma's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying! Yo' momma's so fat, whenever she goes to see whether the power he can't handle what I've got! Well you can have the Dead Sea! Yo' momma's so fat, when she took a long bamboo pole with a straight answer, I looked again. It was his tool That each female crater Explored by this specious reasoning. They demonstrated that, fundamentally, all theology and religion itself should be done on a buzz-saw." -- W. C. Fields, from "W. C. Fields We aren't what we want to look at the front steps of a tornado. You've been on the lap Of a man, it's perfectly proper for a woman before, But Lola smiled and took my car!" Seeing that the indissoluble chain of electrolytic cells? A salt and battery. Mike -- From jdd@db.toronto.edu Wed Jan 25 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: bill@ssbn.WLK.COM (Bill Kennedy) Subject: Submission - Talking to Fish Keywords: original, computer, chuckle, true Message-ID: <3372@looking.UUCP> Date: 24 Nov 88 16:30:05 GMT A finanicial magnate was on his SCHLONG!!" [Beavis and Butt-Head Do America] "Christ came, and Christianity arose...But originating in Judaism, which knew woman only as a term not exceeding two years." [Criminal Code of Manu In