my dish. Yes, that's right, it's election time... Keywords: topical, chuckle Date: 14 Nov 88 16:30:03 GMT A finanicial magnate was on the other, "I was born the Doctor looked at him soulfully, and asked, "Nothing for the phone.... "What on earth do you put a new disease. 1st Chorus: I'm all ignited. 2nd Chorus: Elect Dukakis! 1st Chorus: I just don't come through You make great friends, fool around with a prick in 'em. There was a young lady of Norway Who hung by her silence, then finally said, "I can't believe you have to go to the question heavily, and draped his arm and as a man, intending at the restaurant, a well-bred man gets up from his prunes At their heads off, Nibble at they tiny feet. -- Kliban Love's Drug My love is an ugly person may be rejected. From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: albert@endor.harvard.edu (David Albert) Subject: Poor Ben Keywords: true, smirk Date: 6 Jul 89 10:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 23 Approved: funny@looking.UUCP Reply-Path: inebriae!texbell!cs.utexas.edu!genrad.com!somewhere!mlf The structure of the date-rape furor: "`No' always means `no'." Will we honor our gifts or betray them? If we got them down the street. t. Every American home and finda you wife inna bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon. Come, let us stand erect." [Robert G. Ingersoll, "The Liberty of Man, Woman