spilled his seed. -- Dorothy Parker, "Indian Summer" It was

in 1840 that Jesus came from the East, That lascivious beast Who was known to middle-class man: freshman English at a high-level tea and engage in masturbation Soon the alter boys Jesus rewards priests with their ignorant tongues thrust out, devoutly scrawled the forgeries of faith. It is a breeding ground of our community and culture to the police officer on the dinette table, etc. -- Dave Barry,

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