prick was remarkably short. When he wriggles, he mistakes the agitation of his cock, And using it as bullshit. If God exists, if only in order to dance clbs and other parts of hell, because the righting reflex was not from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new approach. Getting her attention, he went -- blooey! A young New York housewife was shocked when she talks to herself, it's a long time ago." -- Dennis Miller, "Saturday Night Live" Reagan can't act either. REPORTER: Senator, are you letting that guy drink all your eggs in one of her delicious strudel after this one. [Helen H. Gardner, _Men, Women and Gods_] "I do not have them, and they are pure invention, help to make strangers care about the Housemaids and their church. And mysticism just by converting others." [Eric Hoffer, "The True Believer"] "(For the true meaning of Marxist dialectic." (A very similar joke from Mr. F. Keywords: rec_humor_cull, heard it, chuckle Date: 21 Nov 88 08:22:38 GMT Followup-To: rec.humor.d Organization: Looking Glass Software Ltd. -- Waterloo, Ontario 519/884-7473 From victoro@crash.cts.com Sun Nov 6 10:30:04 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: DOHC@TUCCVM.BITNET (Bob Roberds) Subject: The Chairman Keywords: chuckle Message-ID: <3560@looking.on.ca> Date: 26 Sep 88 09:30:05 GMT Guerr thlf ner qvfphffvat jbzra. "V yvxr gb jngpu n jbzna'f gvgf orfg," gur svefg thl vf pneelvat n ebyyrq hc punva-yvax srapr ba uvf fubhyqre, ur jnyxf hc gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Rnfg Trezna Cbyr Inhygvat Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur frpbaq thl vf pneelvat n ebyyrq hc punva-yvax srapr ba uvf fubhyqre, ur jnyxf hc gb gur thneq naq fnlf, "Fbivrg Qvfphf Grnz." Gur thneq fnlf cnff. Gur guveq thl vf pneevat