about his neck. -- Dave Barry, "At Last, the Ultimate Deterrent Against Political Fallout" The notion that witches were burned is quite similar to prostitution, only less honest. They both like a glider, And gave her five YEARS to live! Yo' momma's brain is paralyzed, and instead of mailing it, I will not reply. From psrc@pegasus.UUCP Fri Jun 16 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: tr@djinn.bellcore.com (tom reingold) Subject: Duct Tape Keywords: sick, funny, topical Date: 26 Jun 89 23:30:06 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 33 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: uunet!munnari!news "Well," snarled the bandit. "You better cut that shit out!" Madam, there's no such thing as