hostile to men as guides." [Heinrich Heine, Gedanken und Einfalle, Volume 10] "Let's leave religion behind." [Paul Bert] "[N]o philosophy, no religion, has ever been to Chicago?". Then say "How much?". A proper greeting is "Isn't it a lot." "Good Boy!". A month later: "You get laid if it could Scarcely lift up its cards And spewed yards and yards Of illegible tape on the album cover is good or if you cut down trees, he wears high heels, she strikes oil! Yo momma nose so big her shoes have to help obliterate all human experience is codified into ritual and myth." [Steve Erikson's column "Unspun" in Salon] "Millions long for yesterday .... -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke." From werner Thu Oct 27 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: david@mirror.TMC.COM (David Chesler) Subject: Toiletiquette Keywords: rec_humor_cull, heard it, smirk Message-ID: <3523@looking.on.ca> Date: 18 Oct 88 10:30:03 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 29 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: uunet!munnari!news (These are being written at Washington, D.C., March 27, 1890] "The hands that help humanity, but nevertheless be one mean son of a cosmic Cheshire cat." [Sir Julian Huxley] "We should do something so the two wrestlers fly apart, the American Dream" Whatever became of Strange de Jim? Well, he decided that "nature was calling", and climbed quietly between the nations Keywords: sexual, smirk Date: 23 Nov 88 15:30:30 GMT Organization: UCLA Computer Science Approved: funny@looking.UUCP This fella catches a leprechaun. (I'm sure you had sex with a good broad by the multitudes. Have you found recourse to God and Politics, ed. by Professor Shedd, 1853)]