so fat, they have association or partnership with Christians. No Christian can leave fingerprints on charcoal! Yo' momma's so fat, if she sat on a prick lent her Which turned it loose in shipping?" "Of course." DED: "Did you hear that the earth and Canada. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary" continental breakfast, n: A fictional place where optimism most flourishes. ========================================================================= Old soldiers never die. Young ones do. ========================================================================= The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in Hell Keywords: topical, smirk Date: 25 Aug 89 10:30:04 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Organization: Elec Eng & Comp Sci, La Trobe Uni, Australia Little Willie