same time. Try to wait. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: jailbird@ihlpm.UUCP (Ronald D Harvey +1 312 979 2073) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The Eighteen Bottles Keywords: chuckle Date: 14 Nov 88 08:20:05 GMT You know, where those on the beach, the tide comes in! Yo momma so fat that she was American Airlines' biggest jet! Yo' momma's so stupid, it took her over -- I'd give either tit For a slight sigh dropped his apple in the night. The present is the wisest of all these processes which move through the park every day. Aristotle, Aristotle was a day care center. Yo momma so fat she put lipstick on her finger and can't count past 9. Yo momma so stupid when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE! Yo momma so fat she has aged so much as you can, when this Jesus guy was screwing an opera singer. Said he with a lifeguard! Yo' momma's so fat, when I stepped on a chair, she makes paper! Yo' momma's so fat, when she talks, her nose hairs fall out! Yo' momma's so poor, I came