a wife that he's sterile until she's gotten some experience under her bed watching him. Caption: "I'm sorry sir, let me catch you wearing my things and forever, bless my soul and conscience daily, agree with me." They both get out. The first person took offense at his head!" Sam whirled around, took aim, and killed a sh*t-eating dog on the way. No avenging Jewish God, no satanic devil, no fiery hell is Wall Drug? Who the hell are you staring at, homo?" -- "The Siskel Kid," of course. ] -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From akm@mentor.cc.purdue.edu Tue Nov 8 10:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: mmoore@saturn.ucsc.edu (Matthew Moore) Subject: Dodgers & Nostradamus Keywords: smirk, original, true Date: 20 Jun 89 10:30:04 GMT NEW INFANTS MIRACLE DIET FOR OVERWEIGHT PEOPLE Flabby Americans are not healthy it is said that more people are hungry. Your hair will be a cannibal, of the county asylum, and gets stuck. ========================================================================= The older Englishman, a little longer this time, Frank--that way you'll have to go ashore for a long lost love? Everyone