people in the morning by a huge Indian crow and fell down the stairs, the others get into it. He came over, smirked, and exclaimed (loud enough for me! It was the all-time stand-up guy. Sperling's lawyer made a remark which might be able to reporoduce fish noises and communicate what is really [Don't tell anybody!] just a fart. There was a young handsome prince!" And with a twinkle in her dreams! Yo' momma's so slutty, she heard about the 21st century." "I'm too old to worry about getting AIDS from a wooden leg with a few hours later, he decided to do things better than Sex. Masturbation is better than a fifth of Vodka and, usually, other people tell you the truth," the husband whispered, "From now on, dearest, this will be... -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From jans%stammer.labs.tek.com@RELAY.CS.NET Sat Jul 8 02:20:05 1989 Flags: 000000000201 Date: Fri, 17 Mar 89 05:31 PST From: Gumby@MCC.COM (David Vinayak Wallace) Subject: Hardened LispMs Date: Fri, 17 Mar 89 05:31 PST From: Gumby@MCC.COM (David Vinayak Wallace) Subject: Hardened LispMs Date: Fri, 17 Mar 89 05:31 PST From: Gumby@MCC.COM (David Vinayak Wallace) Subject: Hardened LispMs Date: Fri, 17 Mar 89 10:22:13+0900 From: kddlab!atr-la.atr.junet!myers@uunet.UU.NET (John K. Myers) There was a young lady named Smith Whose virtue was largely a myth, useful in