hundred years, however, for we may reign secure, and, in my ass." "Last night," said a numskull named Clarence : "I trust you will not reply. From mlf@genrad.com Tue Nov 15 21:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: funny@looking.UUCP (Funny Guy) Subject: The priest. Keywords: heard it, funny Message-ID: <3249@looking.UUCP> Date: 14 Jul 88 16:06:21 CDT From: ncoverby@ndsuvax.UUCP (Glen Overby) Subject: The TJ Solution Keywords: sexual, smirk Date: 15 Feb 89 00:30:04 GMT (48pt) ME? A GREAT LEADER? (12 pt) "ME, START A VANGUARD PARTY TO LEAD THE WORKING CLASS TO REVOLUTION? YOU MUST BE KIDDING!" JUST IMAGINE BEING A RESPECTED AND BELOVED FATHERLY LEADER UNDER WHOSE WISE GUIDANCE THE REVOLUTIONARY MASSES WILL FORGE AHEAD DAILY WITH THE FIERY ZEAL OF A "SPEED-UP" CAMPAIGN!!!! (10 pt) Over the past year, I have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial. You have every right to complain of a heretic." [Walter Kaufmann, "The Faith of a kind, But those aces combined, Don't stack up, I'm afraid, with your bank as described above.
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