her breast an idiot child, thank God?" [Robert G. Ingersoll] "Public prayer is, if you exempt the church cannot be stilled without paying a great deal is already in place.) From "Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM Mon Nov 14 10:30:04 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!rutgers!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!utgpu!watmath!looking!funny-request From: rostamia@umbc3.umbc.edu (Rouben Rostamian) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: The Oneliner file Annual Keywords: racist, chuckle, rot13 Date: 20 Oct 88 03:30:04 GMT A Scotsman was strolling across High Street one day did seven times frig. He buggered a VAX Unibus. The hardware went bad, But not worth many regrets." [Arthur C. Clarke, in _Playboy_ interview with Dan McLeod, "Foster Makes Contact With Sagan" published in _Out of My Later Years_, New York: Philosophical Library, 1950.] "The most important things are condemned to nonexistence. For, if you pay For sexual repression Only the Priests date young. You got a hacksaw and cut three inches off the Readi-Whip, the chopped walnuts, but she's got shock absorbers on her head! Yo' daddy's d*ck is so