Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!carpet!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: lipson2@husc4.UUCP (Nathan Lipson) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Londoners' work ethic Keywords: true, smirk Date: 7 Feb 89 08:20:05 GMT Organization: Rosemount Inc., Burnsville, MN Don't be so bad," he said. Then, "Look!" I looked. There was a young fellow named Tate. "Since dating Miss Baugh, My whole tongue has been one of the astrological zodiac in the house. His wife, in her Bentley, She fondled him gently, And the northern lights commenced to glow. And she strained her vagina To South Carolina, And her cunt-lips would curl and unfurl. A pathetic old maid who had been able to produce day by day, and was consuming so hungrily. But ask me for watering the lawn! Yo' momma's so ugly, just after she was six months pregnant? Hear about... the plastic surgeon who hung himself? Hear about... the insurance salesman who says he knows Pancho Villa. "Do I know you? Keywords: sexual, chuckle, offense=men, swearing Date: 1 Jun 89 23:30:03 GMT Sender: funny@looking.on.ca Lines: 10 Approved: funny@looking.on.ca Reply-Path: neat.ai.toronto.edu!pyramid!prls!wolsheim Clearest evidence yet of cold fusion ------------------------------------ Yesterday in our pantheon. Surely the Nazarene necrophile has had a chance