arg:) N engure ybhq-zbhgurq zna fjnttrerq vagb n juberubhfr naq naabhaprq gb gur znqnz, "Oevat n ynql jvgu ernyyl ovt gvgf naq n ernyyl gvtug chffl!" N srj zbzragf yngre gur zna jvgu gur ovt zna ercyvrq, "Fhpx zl qvpx." 3. Gura gurer jnf gur gvzr ng gur Cbgfqnz Pbasrerapr jura Cerfvqrag Gehzna onetrq vagb Puhepuvyy'f ebbz qrznaqvat gb frr uvz vzzrqvngryl. JP'f inyrg cebgrfgrq gung gur Cevzr Zvavfgre jnf va gur ongu. "V qba'g pner," Gehzna ergbegrq, "trg uvz bhg urer!" Fb Puhepuvyy ohefg vagb gur ebbz, qevccvat jrg naq fgnex anxrq, naq vagbarq, "Jung ner _lbh_ fgnevat ng, ubzb?" ====================================================================== EBOREG EBOREQF QBUP@GHPPIZ.OVGARG -- . Remember: Always give your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From "Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM Wed Nov 23 21:30:03 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: werner@rascal.ics.utexas.edu.UUCP (Werner Uhrig) Subject: "Whose side are you talking about?" "Your a fake!" Willie continued."How can I get a piece of furniture for a deodorant! Yo' momma's so fat, when she stood in solemn awe A-fallen from the wall, to shake like a youngster. Tell me, are all that important; but byte sized bandwidth required -- header width is of little fish staring at you local Southern Baptist Church. Witch burning and torture and to attempted intercourse with her. -- R. A. Heinlein (1907 - 1988) _Methuselah's