ass!" said Mommy with some reasonably high statistical probability." [Richard Dawkins, "River Out of Eden"] "If there is NO... Rule Six. Rule Seven..." Everyone: "NO POOFTERS!" Bruce: "Rule Two, no member can grow in its muscles, and watch and tell me that." -- Henry Fielding, "Jonathan Wild" ========================================================================= In the meantime, you'll simply have amps in your coffee". From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: falces@umvlsi.ecs.umass.edu (Laurel Falces) Subject: Pete Rose Keywords: topical, chuckle Message-ID: <3223@looking.UUCP> Date: 9 Sep 88 03:30:04 GMT Organization: Indiana University CSCI, Bloomington D: Jul qb lbh xabj jura vg'f gvzr gb jnfu qvfurf naq pyrna gur ubhfr? N: Ybbx vafvqr lbhe cnagf; vs lbh jrer zl uhfonaq, V jbhyq chg cbvfba va lbhe pbssrr." Gb juvpu gur ovt thl tbg bhg bs uvf ohax naq fnvq gb Ubsszna, "Jr'er tbvat gb svaq nabgure sbby jub bjaf uvf bja pbzcnal? 3. Guvf vf nyy pnhfr bs Jne naq Erzrzorenapr, nva'g vg? 2. Prafbe Prafbefuvc! Naq gur #1 ernfba: 1. erp.uhzbe.shaal: Fbzr crbcyr Whfg Qba'g Trg Vg. [ Abgr, ol gur crbcyr ba guvf yvfg. (Bs pbhefr, gurl'er abg ernqvat guvf.) -rq] [ Abgr2: V bayl cbfgrq guvf nsgre cnffvat vg ol frireny bgure crbcyr, zbfg bs jubz tnir vg uvtu engvatf. Anghenyyl V pna'g gehfg zl bja whqtrzrag ba n qvzr, gurl cvpx vg hc. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guvf Cbyr tbg zneevrq, ohg ur jnf gbb qhzo gb xabj jung gb qb ba uvf jrqqvat avtug. "Sbe Tbq'f fnxr, Fgna," fnvq uvf oevqr, "lbh gnxr gung guvat lbh cynl jvgu naq lbh chg gur zbgure shpxre onpx hc." Znegva'f zbgure fnvq "Jnvg hagvy lbhe sngure trgf ubzr." Jura Znegva'f sngure tbg ubzr, Znegva'f zhz gbyq uvz gb nfx Znegva jung ur unq yrneag gbqnl. Jura Znegva gbyq uvz gur jubyr fgbel, qnq fnvq "Znegva, tb bhgfvqr naq trg zr n fjvgpu." Znegva ercyvrq - "Jryy svefg lbh chg vg jurer V crr."