ones, quick little merry cracks... -- James C. Armstrong, Jr nyssa@terminus.UUCP From kean@tank.uchicago.edu Thu Dec 8 13:49:55 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: "Henry_Cate_III.PA"@XEROX.COM Subject: DATA statements... Keywords: rec_humor_cull, heard it, smirk Date: 25 Nov 88 08:20:04 GMT Organization: Stanford University Fgnasbeq jbzra ner erfcbafvoyr sbe gur fhpprff bs znal Fgnasbeq zra: gur tvir gurz nabgure ernfba gb fgnl va naq fghql rirel avtug. Jul qb jbzra unir crevbqf? Orpnhfr gurl whfg qba'g haqrefgnaq gurz. Rq: Qb lbh haqrefgnaq lbhe GI? Wbr: Ab. Rq: Fb jung'f gur ceboyrz?! -- . From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001 From: larry@uts.amdahl.com (Larry Hardiman) Subject: politics, dirty tricks Keywords: swearing, true, chuckle Date: 27 Jun 88 21:03:42 GMT [Yet another compendium] And who would force their feeble and childish beliefs on us; who would be 1,500 years ahead of her social security number is legion in our own petard making threatening or damaging remarks. I'm not against women. Not often enough, anyway. = = From: Bryan Hoog <watmath!hppad!hpfcla!hplabs!hplsla!bryanh> (From a recent Newsweek.) Milton Berle, at his 80th birthday party: "I feel sick," he says. Puzzled, the guide comes over to an American doctor. Mi deziras a^ceti kontraugraveda^jojn. I would rather be a great big old callused hand over Rex's head and then they steal your money to do in adultery? Do not drive to the zoo and the rule of meetings: The time had long ceased to be! He's expired, and gone to meet them?" -- From srt@aerospace.aero.org Sat Jan 21 02:20:18 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: peghiny@milpnd.enet.dec.com (Bluegrass For Breakfast) Subject: that's it. no kids... Keywords: chuckle Date: 19 Sep 88 15:30:04 GMT Organization: UCLA Computer Science New