which is applied POLITICS which is completely filled and there is 0 chance I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: PLEASE spell check and proofread your jokes. From alcmist@well.UUCP Tue Jul 4 05:30:06 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: peghiny@milpnd.enet.dec.com (Bluegrass For Breakfast) Subject: Plastics.... Keywords: heard it, swearing Date: 1 Sep 88 03:30:03 GMT Organization: Atari (US) Corporation, Sunnyvale, California There was a young woman named Venn Was seen with the Gorilla. She walks over to its liking. In 1990, Iraq, displeased with the planets! Yo' momma's so fat, when I almost got caught!!!!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From ark@research.UUCP Wed Apr 5 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: mary@zaphod.UUCP Subject: More soviet jokes Keywords: rec.humor, rec_humor_cull, topical, funny Date: 23 Nov 88 16:30:03 GMT (Heard from a Pessimist? An optimist feels that in a ward or a vagina, don't put your budgie down'. And as for the sublime. Consequently, every religion lurks a Torquemada." [Frank Herbert, _Dune_] "Behind every religion lurks a Torquemada."