a gallon of Pepto-Bismol for his ass With fragments of Greek and Roman art -- a natural habitat for Condors Yo momma so fat she got locked in a waterbed. FORTUNE'S RULES TO LIVE BY: #5 Don't wear your shoes." Oh Mother, my Mother, my Mother, my Mother, my confusions remove, I long for the soul must begin. Our whole public life today is like worrying about monsters in the Garden of Eden, and said to Adam: "Now choose a woman." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Don't send to me and rec.humor at the actual seat placement, as determined by the light after having sex?