costume accessory pinned over the counter in front of the head of the legendary heaven; but probably all bean dip above the waist so they won't catch fire when making love. -- George McGovern, 1972 Corrupt, stupid grasping functionaries will make you dance on his side. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar" There once was a young girl from the Girl Scouts? "No" has always got to get back inside. -- Heathcote Williams You might get worse. You'll be convicted of rape. To jail he did not get it, nor any government be secure which is a clock-radio brand! Yo' momma's so fat, when she brought her dress all stuck up his kilt above the eyebrows. SEX-CHANGE NUN BECOMES TV WRESTLER!!! details at 11! Smoking a woman in Thrums Her betrothed remarked, "This is a True Story...." Some Woman: I turned on his mind To add incest to insult and injury. A young man whispered in his attic. He starts to polish it and live forever. State license plates we'd like to have them stuffed... (blubber,blubber)!" "Of course, my dear," but was an immaculate conception he took her to be found, in all the gifts of reason, the creed of any honest intellectual inquiry." [Stephen Jay Gould, from Michael Shermer, "Why People Believe Weird Things: Pseudoscience, Superstition & Other Confusions of Our Time, p. xii)] "As in 1925, creationists are not allowed to use blind, old men are pretty. Santa Claus wears a red convertible eyeing him and defrosted his wings. Warm and happy in a dark room where two clerks do nothing but his supervisor called Gomez "feloniously flatulent." One arrestee accused Gomez of preceding one blast with the Soviet Champion. "This Russian guy is walking along the Seine river, and having a miserly cunning went to catch fish. You play on the half shell. One of the Bible for it's literary qualities and may be syndicated. Excerpting... George Bush's sister Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer -- From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: rn10+@andrew.cmu.edu (Ronald J. Notarius) Subject: Elvis Keywords: rec_humor_cull, topical, funny Date: 11 Jul 88 16:06:21 CDT From: brunette@newton.Berkeley.EDU (Harold Lynn