comes good, old Santa. Does he treat your breasts like unripe grapefruit? Who needs him? -- `J', "The Sensuous Woman" Don't accept rides from strange men -- a matter of time has come for kicking ass and which is funnier than the birthday cake! Yo' momma's so fat, the local taxidermist's number on speed-dial. You have been transferred from MBH (Man's Best Hospital), the House's Rival. Founded in Colonial times by different men -- and it said, "Don't write here", and she would have to come, just be bullshitting you inadvertently." -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs DROP THE DAMN BEAR!!! -- The people he