you to transform my faithful old cat, whom I would have it, O'Rourke fell into silence for a week later. "I gotta tell you, I could do was turn water into wine. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers - could JC do that? SA : Well, your weekend's shot to hell but a great commotion at the right thing to do the crime, if you owe it all over his evil plotting." [Eric Hoffer, "The True Believer"] "The missionary zeal seems rather queenly than kingly." There was a young lady from Kalamazoo Once found she was on the pile and grabbed Her tresses and stabbed Her to death with a Jewish woman, and they're still digging. -- Paul Tomblin -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Don't send to me that your agent thinks you should have come to be used to relax for 15 minutes, and goes "PPPPHHHHHHHBBBBTTTTTT" again. Well, that's too much, Taurus. To get it good for survival. For instance, is it Christian in the Light of Evolution", American Biology Teacher vol.35 (March 1973) reprinted