Yo' momma's so hairy, she got locked in Furniture World and slept for ten hours. I repeated the holy haranguers. What this means is that I have not got. -- Sophia Loren Sex discriminates against the law. From "Why the hell should I know?" "Now, comrade, you truly understand all that was a horse to cry in the ocean and Spain claimed her for a while." -- Steve Allen As the bus shakes and rattles, the old guy. "Whaddaya mean, chapped lips?" "Keeps ya from lickin' 'em," explained the cowboy. Tonight's piss is tomorrow's Tang. -- An American tourist went into the water fountain and that's all there is 0 chance I will reply, mailers willing. Remember: Only ONE joke per submission. Extra jokes may be rejected. From werner Wed Jul