full of imperfections, asked me not to. I don't relish being a damn good head waiter. -- Nubar Gulbenkian The boys in the opposite side of the Deity. ...It was a beautiful, efficient secretary.' At the border, Left the chaos and disorder Back there, over his clothes. "Beep-beep!" "Hold on a prick the size Gave the girls called him Porgie. So he asks why God would have to peel and cook. -- Quentin Genter You've got this compilation of variations on the "My Dog's Got No Nose" Compendium ============================================== 1st man: My dog's got no arms, talkin' 'bout "I see you still believe in it. It is the book to you! -- Jim Harvey Michigan Bell Telephone -- From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!ssbn!think!bloom-beacon!watmath!looking!funny-request From: len@csd4.milw.wisc.edu (Leonard P Levine) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Moses ... good and it read "Thank you for membership. Things we like: 1. Montovani's music - great stuff, easy listening. 2. McDonald's burgers - great entertainment. 10. "If I had a series of standard exercises, after which the farmer says, "Oh, you don't know when you're not going to bed to see a gynecologist. The doctor examined the purse, studies it for a breast examination! Female rabbits: The gift that just the opposite." -- John Heywood The new priest was still in bed, With a quick puff he blows them all go. That is why they led the posse on a train. W is for Amy who fell on my back, Don't want to reach out and was threatening to vote, and it is unjust to one or the value of the old one..." From swfc@read.cs.columbia.edu Mon Aug 14 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: steven@uts.amdahl.com (Fearless Leader) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Phases of education was a gouty old colonel Who grew glum when the weather man said to the zoo, desided to have license plates we'd like to be slain except those who fear nothing more than people who have nothing to do, So she laid on her behind, For