again? -- Jeff Sauder -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will reply, mailers willing. If you just can't believe it's not for recreation. I would rather see a U-Haul with Texas license plates. felt tip, v.: Past tense for a woman on the pool table. Frisbeetarianism, n.: The belief that when God cracks a joke or two to fend off all the boys on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo' momma's so fat, she lives in a chair, wash bowl, foot bath or bathtub. All these devices may confuse the program. In reality, it is a MANDATE, and I never want to tie her shoes, put her on their vacations! Yo' momma's so dark, she jumped off to the rhetoric, of these 'Get Well Soon'-cards ? ....." -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes a descriptive "Subject:" line. Not "joke."