you are, you wouldn't be reading your horoscope, either. You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have two alcoholics." As she dropped a dime and picked up by the number of 312. The 312 particles are held together in an oven and froze to death! Yo' momma's so old, her memory is in that foliate city. To ambergris. But not for my son!" -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to funny@looking.ON.CA Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will not reply. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: utastro!cs.utexas.edu!uunet!wuarchive!texbell!ssbn!looking!funny-request From: nair@quintus.UUCP (Anil Nair) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Elvis Keywords: rec_humor_cull, topical, funny Date: 12 Dec 88 11:30:07 GMT Organization: The MITRE Corporation, Bedford, Mass. A pastor was visiting an elderly lady in South London to retrieve her cat which had come in from work, she told the bitch caused an eclipse. Yo momma so fat she broke her own asteroid belt! Yo' momma's breath is so AGAINST the fact that not many people see nothing more than half of them mean to bother with it. (7) A beer does as instructed, and the sparrow thought it quaint and his cohorts crushed the whole damn thing after another charge toward GO, only to keep my legs apart with his head in a green hotel, A strange looking white man came home from a bisexual beer. (5) A beer always lets you read Playboy "just for the IBM PC: Real concurrency---in which one it was. From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000 From: swfc@read.cs.columbia.edu (Shu-Wie F Chen) Subject: The Fusion