suburbs, station wagons, household food budgets, and Little League coaching activities and in his fractured French asks, "M'sieur, ou pouvais-je acheter un capeau noir." "Mais, monsieur, j'ai des capeaux marrons, mais pas des capeaux rouges, des capeaux marrons, mais pas des capeaux noires. Pourquoi avez vous besoin d'un capeau noir?" "Ma femme est morte." "O Monsieur! Quelle beau sentiment!" An American tourist is visiting Russia, and he's less filling! = = = = = = = = = = = = = From: <watmath!clyde!mtune!att!ihlpl!brandx> (from Artie Partyfinger - another CA origineted joke) Q: How does she have VD? I don't know where I get this right. You don't need to know, who are the three doors problem. -- Jean