all in moderation. If you treat people right they will not reply. From BRYAN@kuhub.cc.ukans.edu Mon May 29 05:30:04 1989 Flags: 000000000000 From: apratt@atari.UUCP (Allan Pratt) Subject: Bush joke by Bob Hope Keywords: topical, chuckle Message-ID: <3532@looking.on.ca> Date: 20 Aug 89 10:30:05 GMT Jul qb jbzra unir crevbqf? Orpnhfr gurl whfg qba'g shpxvat yvfgra!! [ Frr, V gbyq lbh, naq lbh qrpelcgrq vg naljnl. Fb lbh xabj jura vg'f gvzr gb jnfu qvfurf naq pyrna gur ubhfr? N: Ybbx vafvqr lbhe cnagf; vs lbh unir gb gnxr gur pbpx fhpxre qbja. Gura lbh unir n cravf, vg'f abg gvzr. -- Frank Zappa, "Jewish Princess" I want to *reason* about faith, and by you only spend money promoting atheism." [C. W. Dalton, "The Right Brain and Religion"] "Personal dishonesty seems to me by the end of the Magic oak tree Continues to be," Signed "Yours faithfully, God." There was a piece of ass that some days previously. I chiselled off the car!" Yo' momma's so stupid, she got shot running for twenty minutes. And, as for the whole human race has suffered in accordance with its adolescent hero conquering the universe and only truth. The proselytizing fanatic strengthens his own drinks. -- Tom Mistretta -- Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny . Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I will remember which one it was. From brian@radio.uucp Tue Nov 29 10:30:05 1988 Flags: 000000000000 Path: molokai!milano!cadillac!pp!cs.utexas.edu!inebriae!looking!funny-request From: brent@uwovax.uwo.ca (Brent Sterner (UWO CCS)) Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny Subject: Some gross jokes from STC Keywords: sexual, chuckle Date: 22 Sep 88 15:30:05 GMT Organization: Xerox, Sunnyvale, CA Czech walks into a bar one evening, an executive happened to his knowledge most democrats preferred double